SMILING IS THE BEST COSMETIC SO GRIN AND WEAR IT :)
If kissess were raindrops,
I'd send you showers
<3
[1] I need to tell you a secret. but dont tell...LO0K AT 5
[2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
[5] First L0OK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
[7] i just wanted to say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
[12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9
:p
Put this into ur profile if u have ever pushed a door that said pull
When i grow up i wanna be
a blowfish "puff"
Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
ipod lover
thx for reading my randoA guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road,
Girl:"Slow down. I'm scared."
Guy:"No, this is fun."
Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he wouldn't...
m article :p
I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she took her friend to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home...
Girl: am I pretty??
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way.
Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine?
Boy: My life
The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her, and tells her:
The reason you're not pretty is cause you're beautiful
The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind
The reason I don't like you is cause I love you
The reason I don't want you is cause I need you
The reason I won't cry if you left is cause I'd die
The reason I won't do anything for you is cause I'd do everything for you
The reason I'd choose my life is cause you are my life!
18 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a shop
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...
16. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
17. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
18. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping
at your desk...
Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
